The Sock Bandit,
a.k.a. The Hamper Sleuth.
Short (11.5"), wooly and beige. Beady button eyes, wired
arms and fingers (three). Wearing black sock mask and bright body
features: large nostrils. Always carries three odd socks.
Signed and numbered.
Central High School, Boys' locker room, one foot in the gym bag.
tennis or knee, Striped, ribbed, or lacy - all free"
Master of the
single steal, faster than the spin cycle, a mere blur in the locker
room, the Sock Bandit prides himself on sleuth. Last spotted
eyeing the laundry basket.